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BLACK BARONS
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Plenary Session of the
National Assembly
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unanimously adopted a resolution,
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which not only reviews the
work done,
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but also serves as an indicator
and guide,
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on how to improve the lives of
the citizens of our state.
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Master Comrade Rzhiga goes to
every workplace.
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Frantisek Slipka signs
at the wheel.
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Early overfulfillment of the plan
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of the fourth year of the
five-year plan -
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the best gift for the birthday
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of our beloved president
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Klement Gottwald.
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The united agricultural cooperative
of the fourth type in Veleni
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welcomes today its teachers -
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the most progressive farmers
in the world -
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Soviet collective farmers!
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The experience of masters
of high yields
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has also helped our cooperatives
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to increase productivity.
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On the eve of May 1st
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President of the Republic
Klement Gottwald
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received in Prague Castle
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a delegation of our
best workers,
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builders of socialism.
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Joy and pride
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are expressed on the faces
of the workers of Smikhov's "Tatra",
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who won in the competition
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of the workers of Prague
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on the eve of May Day.
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Joy everywhere.
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In Bratislava - a demonstration
of workers
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in the fraternal union
of Czechs and Slovaks,
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which is so well manifested in
everyday work
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for the benefit of the
industrialization of Slovakia.
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Congratulations from the
Prime Minister,
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William Shiroky,
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the courageous fighting comrade
of Klement Gottwald,
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who guarantees
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that the traitors of the
working class,
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the Clementis group,
Husak and Novomesky
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will not be able to sow weeds
in Slovak wheat.
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The Supreme Commander of the
Czechoslovak Armed Forces arrives
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President of the Republic
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Klement Gottwald
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The line of troops is greeted
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by the Minister of
National Defense
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Army General Chepichka.
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Hello, comrades!
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We wish you good health,
Comrade Minister!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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"Black Barons" - a film about
units of our army,
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about the so-called
auxiliary technical battalions.
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Their soldiers did not win
a single battle,
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their uniforms are not adorned
with orders and medals,
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But despite this,
those who wore
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black shoulder straps,
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deserve the right
to feel proud.
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The hatred of the communist regime
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signed off on the fates of people,
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who for many years after
the end of military service
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after the end of military service
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bore the stigma
of second-class citizens.
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To the memory of those of them
who did not live to see our days,
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this film is dedicated.
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BLACK BARONS
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Comrade Captain!
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You are Captain Orekh,
but I am not anymore.
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What's done is done...
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Now I'm a major.
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I'm not used to it yet,
Comrade Major.
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I apologize.
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Damn, it's cold...
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Enough for class enemies!
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But I'm not an enemy.
I am a Komsomol member.
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And I'm a kulak!
And Komsomol members get eaten here!
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You will all eat, but military service!
Got it?!
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Of course.
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And you, Kefalin, to the shower!
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Yes, sir!
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Oh, Count Sternberg
is already in full dress.
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You won't need such a suit
here, Sternberg!
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Definitely not on the construction site!
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Finally, you bourgeois will learn
what heavy proletarian labor is!
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You are mistaken, Corporal.
I am a feudal lord.
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The bourgeoisie is our common enemy.
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Silence!
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Do it.
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No, no, no!
Don't stab me!
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I have sick lungs!
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What are you bawling about here?
Name?
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Yasanek Dushan.
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Yasanek, do you know that this is a riot?
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Pan Doctor, I...
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Comrade Doctor, I am
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the editor of the factory magazine
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"Red Bonfire".
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Who are you?
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The editor of the factory magazine
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"Red Bonfire"...
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and I really do have
very weak lungs.
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How did you get here?
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Precisely because of these easy ones...
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"Red bonfire...!"
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We can safely poke him in the
butt, Mr. Doctor,
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the instructions do not contradict this.
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Did you hear that, Yasanek?
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Don't whine, take off your pants
and stick your butt out!
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Stop!
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Comrades!
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Who am I presenting to you today?
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Today I present to you
the battalion commander,
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Major Galushka.
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My name is
Lieutenant Hamachek.
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I am the commander of your company.
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Comrades!
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Now each of you is a soldier.
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And a soldier is expected to
perform his duties well.
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If he does not perform his
duties well, we will deal with him,
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because the main thing in the army
is discipline,
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and it must be conscious.
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You are in Green Mountain
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in the 66th Auxiliary
Technical Battalion.
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The working class
has placed its trust in you,
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and it will be your duty to
prove to him with conscientious work,
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that you are what?
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We deserve it.
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That you deserve it.
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Our units are
working units,
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so you will serve without weapons,
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because so much trust
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our progressive working class
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cannot give you.
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Our party and government
can what?
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Kiss your ass.
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Can give time for re-education.
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You have heard the Word of God.
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What was that, comrade soldier?
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Stop!
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What is this?
Report!
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Kotlar.
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Kotlar?
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General Kotlar? Or Colonel Kotlar?
Correct yourself, man!
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Kotlar Latso.
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Show him, someone, how a soldier
should report correctly!
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For example, you!
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Dare to report,
Private Vata from Ivancice.
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What? What "dare to report"?
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You are called to the people's
democratic army!
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Do you understand?
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Comrade soldier!
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Wow, what are you doing here,
goofing off?
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Comrade Major, Doctor Machacek.
I am urinating.
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I was scared.
Now explain to me,
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why are you not in your unit?
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I have neurocirculatory dystonia
of the second degree
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with a tendency to glucosuria.
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However, Diabetes mellitus
has not been diagnosed.
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Good. What language were
you speaking just now?
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In Latin.
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Do you know American?
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No, Comrade Major.
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Thank your lucky stars.
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If you spoke American,
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I would have put you in jail,
you wouldn't see the light of day.
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Do you know that Americans are
imperialists?
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Yes, Comrade Major.
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Good that you are aware.
And what should a soldier be?
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Aware and...?
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Ha!
...thoroughly shaved!
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Well painted, Comrade Soldier.
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But tell me,
what is in Comrade Žižka's hand,
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what is this carved branch?
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He was not a bandmaster
or a priest.
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Give him at least a light
machine gun in his hand.
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But this is complete nonsense,
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Comrade Major.
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Explain to me, Kefalin,
what do you mean by "nonsense"?
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But at that time there were no
light machine guns anyway.
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What time?
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In the fifteenth century.
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In the fifteenth century
I was not a major either.
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And now - that's it!
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Let's go for exercise!
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Faster! Run-run-run!
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One, two, and more cheerfully!
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One, two, three, four!
Finished.
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One-two, one-two.
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Let's try, faster.
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Kefalin!
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I'll teach you to feign!
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Stand up!
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Comrade Lance Corporal,
Private Kefalin most likely fainted.
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What are you babbling about?
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Private Kefalin most likely fainted.
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Weakling!
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All these artists are weaklings.
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They should be sent to Michelin
to pull tires,
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you intellectual scoundrels!
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Take him to the infirmary!
Run!
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Hey, that's enough.
You're not on a film set, are you?
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What were you in civilian life?
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I worked at Barrandov Studios.
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And are you a doctor?
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A cosmetics salesman, damn it.
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My mother had a perfume shop in Kolín.
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But here... here I'm not complaining...
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Well, well, well...
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It's better to be here than lugging
a machine gun on your back.
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And you? Wanted to lie down, huh?
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This is our doctor.
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Cool guy.
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He has a thing.
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You have to call him "Pan Doctor".
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If you say "Comrade Captain,"
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you'll be sent back to your company.
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Good day, Pan Doctor.
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Hi.
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We have another fatality.
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- Good day.
- Let him die.
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For a dying man, you're a bit too lively.
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Pan Doctor, he's from the movies.
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From Barrandov.
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We had a good chat with him.
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Don't chat.
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So, Pan is a filmmaker.
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Lie down.
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Well, we haven't had that before.
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Right, Vogan'ka?
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Yeah, no...
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Camera...
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...actresses...
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...whores...
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...drinking, right?
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Filming...
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...fainting spells.
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Well, well, well, quiet.
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No. I had a problem with
a People's Artist.
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with a People's Artist.
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People's Artist...
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That's interesting.
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Vogan'ka, let him stay with
us for a couple of days.
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- Got it.
- Thank you.
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Tomorrow, I'll bring you a camera.
Take a couple of photos for me.
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As a memento.
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Because in a couple of years,
no one will believe it.
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Jesus Maria, I'd rather go whoring...
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But never mind, I'll go have a drink.
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Goodbye, Pan Doctor.
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Bye.
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Vogan'ka!
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What is this?
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Slivovitz... (plum brandy)
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And not bad...
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You make me happy, young man.
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Do you have permission?
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Yes, of course.
From Comrade Commander.
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Can I ask you something?
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Maybe like this...
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Smile.
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Thank you, excellent.
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What are you doing here?
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Comrade Major,
Private Kefalin.
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Currently among the sick.
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Why aren't you lying down if you're sick?
265
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Yes, yes, I will.
266
00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:12,686
I have a fever of 38 degrees, Comrade
Major.
267
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,918
38 degrees...
268
00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:18,255
And I had on the front...
269
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,011
as low as 27 degrees,
270
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,288
and I went into attack.
271
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:25,790
Hurraaa...!
272
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:28,412
Automatic rifles, machine guns...
273
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:31,522
And so we beat these Bolsheviks...
274
00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:36,610
What am I carrying on about?
275
00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:39,289
We beat the fascists...
276
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:45,294
And we paid no attention to any fever,
for God's sake,
277
00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:46,819
we paid no attention to.
278
00:16:48,996 --> 00:16:50,707
And what is that you have?
279
00:16:50,732 --> 00:16:52,489
This? This is a reflex camera, Comrade
Major.
280
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:54,292
A camera.
281
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:57,095
And what are you doing here with this
thing?
282
00:16:57,429 --> 00:17:00,435
Are you not an American spy?
283
00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:04,376
Don't you want to photograph our barracks?
284
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,130
Confess!
285
00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:09,793
No, no, that's not it.
286
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:12,094
I was only inspecting the castle,
but that's not it...
287
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,896
But I dare to suggest one small change,
288
00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:16,170
Comrade Major...
289
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:20,301
What change? Why change?
What bothers you?
290
00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:21,527
It's the tower.
291
00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:23,642
Completely spoils the appearance of the
building,
292
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,494
and it doesn't look like a barracks at
all
293
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,277
of the people's democratic army.
294
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:31,662
But, maybe, if that ball were removed,
then...
295
00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:34,316
So, to knock down the ball, Private?
296
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:35,660
Yes!
297
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:40,242
You are not a spy, soldier.
You think progressively.
298
00:17:42,358 --> 00:17:43,358
Are you a Marxist?
299
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,487
Yes. Of course, Comrade Major!
300
00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:49,101
And have you read "Questions of Leninism"?
301
00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:51,561
Tak. Dwa razy, towarzyszu majorze.
302
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:55,773
I, między nami...
303
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,486
rozumiecie to?
304
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,830
Myślę, że bardzo dobrze...
305
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,644
Rozumiem, towarzyszu majorze!
306
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:08,585
Opowiesz to swojej babci...
307
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:13,041
Jestem majorem i nic z tego nie rozumiem.
308
00:18:14,442 --> 00:18:15,442
Baczność!
309
00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:19,739
Towarzysze!
310
00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:25,813
Towarzysze!
Dzisiaj przedstawiam wam kogo?
311
00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:28,690
Dzisiaj przedstawiam wam
mojego zastępcę
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00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:29,915
do spraw politycznych.
313
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,148
A potem on wam powie,
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00:18:33,149 --> 00:18:34,149
to, co chciałby powiedzieć.
315
00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:38,015
Towarzysz porucznik
uczył się w szkole politycznej
316
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,852
z towarzyszem Pawłem Kohoutem.
317
00:18:40,644 --> 00:18:44,896
Z Neumannem...
Z towarzyszem Sz.K. Neumannem młodszym.
318
00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:48,424
To to samo. Ważne, powiedzcie tym
łajdakom, co macie na sercu.
319
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:53,844
Towarzysze!
320
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:59,463
Mnie się nazywają
towarzysz porucznik Tronic,
321
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:03,997
chłopaki mnie zawsze lubili, hm...
322
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,614
Uwaga! Takie kontrolne pytanie:
323
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:11,995
Wiecie li wy, jak najczęściej
mnie nazywali chłopaki?
324
00:19:11,996 --> 00:19:14,061
- Nie...
- Nie wiecie, da?
325
00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:16,663
Chłopaki w zasadzie nazywali mnie Trinda.
326
00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:19,905
Wiecie, towarzysze.
327
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:23,214
Ja słyszałem, że nasza część
328
00:19:23,885 --> 00:19:27,584
cieszy się niezbyt dobrą reputacją.
329
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,817
Bo jest w niej dużo szwów!
330
00:19:31,032 --> 00:19:33,805
My musimy
jakoś ściślej sploszyć
331
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,641
s tym naszym robotniczym klszem, nie tak?
332
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,819
I dlatego organizujemy u nas
w nepomuckim żale
333
00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:44,184
ja wierzę, dobrą, weselową estradę.
334
00:19:44,338 --> 00:19:48,481
Ja widzę, że szreść was
jesz masz ludzi iszusztwa...
335
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:54,343
i innych towarzyszy, nie tak?
336
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:58,637
Ja myślę, że to nie powinno
szakończyć sja źle. Da?
337
00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:02,472
Przynajmniej, przed
odjazdem na roboty pokażecie
338
00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:04,658
w tym najlepszym świecie
szłowa szmysła.
339
00:20:05,159 --> 00:20:08,749
Tak że teraz w wolnym czasie
przestaniecie bić bakłuże,
340
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,465
a będziecie co?
341
00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:12,672
Będziecie repetywać.
342
00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:15,508
Kierować wami będzie...
szeregowy Kefalin,
343
00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:17,882
bo na cywilce
on był reżyserem.
344
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,594
Ale ja nie...
Ja byłem tylko asystentem.
345
00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,630
Pójdziecie na podwyższenie, Kefalin!
346
00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:23,719
Ale jeśli, kurwa, polegniecie, to...
347
00:20:24,981 --> 00:20:25,782
Jasne?
348
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,494
Jeśli wszystko się uda, to wam co?
349
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,599
To wam ogłoszą personalne podziękowanie
350
00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:31,943
przed szeregiem części.
351
00:20:32,307 --> 00:20:34,164
Moreover, Comrade Lieutenant,
352
00:20:34,218 --> 00:20:36,628
in front of the unfurled banner.
353
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:41,816
Attention!
354
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,408
Gentlemen, calm down, calm down!
355
00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:51,188
Maybe we can have a good rest there.
356
00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:52,189
And most importantly,
357
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:54,225
the Nepomuk girls
will definitely come
358
00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:55,792
to the variety show!
359
00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:58,721
So, who has
artistic performances?
360
00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:00,789
Me! I have!
361
00:21:00,952 --> 00:21:03,040
I have a poem that I sent
362
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,042
to "People's Defense".
363
00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:06,166
But it hasn't been published yet.
364
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,167
So this will be a premiere.
365
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,777
Dušan Jasánek...
366
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,778
Well, louder!
367
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:24,934
Dušan Jasánek.
368
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,419
"To You, from Wall Street".
369
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,033
<i>The people called us to arms.</i>
370
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,715
<i>We put aside the milling cutters,</i>
371
00:21:36,288 --> 00:21:37,712
<i>Replacing working overalls</i>
372
00:21:38,301 --> 00:21:40,260
<i>With military uniforms.</i>
373
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,694
<i>We stand with burning gaze,</i>
374
00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:48,284
<i>A song flies towards the sun.</i>
375
00:21:49,244 --> 00:21:51,792
<i>We protect the labor of workers</i>
376
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,004
<i>And the happy sleep of children.</i>
377
00:21:55,205 --> 00:21:57,279
<i>Well, if murderers from
Wall Street</i>
378
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,359
<i>Attack us.</i>
379
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:02,133
<i>Instantly, the people's wrath
will answer</i>
380
00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:04,838
<i>The executioners with weapons!</i>
381
00:22:05,354 --> 00:22:06,555
Gentlemen, quiet!
382
00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,846
Jasánek, you rascal,
it's actually not bad!
383
00:22:08,847 --> 00:22:11,108
It's perfectly suited
for such a fun show.
384
00:22:11,109 --> 00:22:12,910
We'll take it!
385
00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:15,785
Don't stare.
Go, write something new!
386
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,899
Jasánek, you're a genius!
387
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,289
Although the people didn't call me
388
00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:23,567
to arms, but called me to a shovel.
389
00:22:23,949 --> 00:22:25,834
But, when I give them one of my looks,
390
00:22:25,835 --> 00:22:27,647
it's clear that these killers
from Wall Street
391
00:22:27,682 --> 00:22:29,687
should have their souls in their boots
because of us.
392
00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:33,028
But I didn't just mean our unit,
393
00:22:33,053 --> 00:22:35,406
but the people's democratic army as a
whole.
394
00:22:35,407 --> 00:22:36,407
Enough, guys.
395
00:22:36,408 --> 00:22:39,015
More importantly, who will recite it.
396
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,879
But only Jasánek will recite it
in a people's democratic way.
397
00:22:44,254 --> 00:22:47,517
As a political worker,
I cannot agree with that.
398
00:22:47,518 --> 00:22:51,695
Variety show, if optimistic -
why not...
399
00:22:51,696 --> 00:22:53,696
Music - why not...
400
00:22:53,897 --> 00:22:56,977
But, to have three priests play in a
quartet
401
00:22:56,978 --> 00:23:00,105
and a conservatory student
of bourgeois origin,
402
00:23:00,106 --> 00:23:02,158
then that's, kurwa, a misunderstanding.
403
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,495
Comrades may complain
404
00:23:04,496 --> 00:23:07,027
that we support religion.
405
00:23:07,028 --> 00:23:09,912
Comrade Captain,
if you allow,
406
00:23:09,913 --> 00:23:12,404
I believe that it's essential
407
00:23:12,405 --> 00:23:15,989
on which side of the barricades
these bastards are, one way or another.
408
00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:18,584
If they were in their priestly collars,
I wouldn't say anything, but in soldier's uniforms
409
00:23:18,619 --> 00:23:22,408
you can't tell them apart
from a worker, a peasant,
410
00:23:22,409 --> 00:23:24,720
or a working intellectual.
I'm in favor!
411
00:23:25,927 --> 00:23:29,333
If you allow, Comrade Major,
I would like to ask you a control question:
412
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:32,047
Do you know who are the best
Marxists in our unit?
413
00:23:32,048 --> 00:23:33,049
the best Marxists?
414
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:35,215
You won't believe it, Comrade Major,
415
00:23:35,216 --> 00:23:37,298
it's precisely those
priest comrades,
416
00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:39,748
who know our scientific ideology
417
00:23:39,749 --> 00:23:40,749
like the back of their hand.
418
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,986
So personally, I would like to suggest
419
00:23:42,987 --> 00:23:46,426
listening to and evaluating their
performance from a professional point of view.
420
00:23:46,427 --> 00:23:48,272
Of course, if you agree...
421
00:23:48,411 --> 00:23:51,680
Alright, Tronik.
A professional point of view is
422
00:23:51,705 --> 00:23:53,871
decisive.
423
00:24:33,259 --> 00:24:36,084
You play well, fellows,
you play very well!
424
00:24:37,257 --> 00:24:41,895
See what beautiful songs
your comrades have written for you
425
00:24:41,896 --> 00:24:43,608
in the Soviet Union?
426
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:48,084
Only a pipe is missing,
only a pipe...
427
00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:51,969
If you allow, Comrade Major,
428
00:24:51,970 --> 00:24:54,232
in my opinion,
from a professional point of view,
429
00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:55,534
it's just wonderful.
430
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,835
And now imagine a disaster
431
00:24:56,936 --> 00:24:58,957
if comrades of working-class
origin were playing on stage,
432
00:24:58,992 --> 00:25:01,171
working-class origin,
but they were holding
433
00:25:01,263 --> 00:25:03,439
the instruments in their
paws for the first time in their lives.
434
00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:06,082
Alright, Tronik...
435
00:25:31,672 --> 00:25:33,182
Where is Private Kefalin?
436
00:25:33,217 --> 00:25:34,174
Don't interfere, damn it!
Shhh...
437
00:25:34,676 --> 00:25:36,076
Kefalin is a little drunk,
438
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,077
but I'm his assistant.
439
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,662
What the hell is this, kurwa?
440
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,165
After all, it was clearly stated
at the party committee meeting
441
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,684
that these priests will play
at the very end,
442
00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:45,597
when everyone gets drunk.
443
00:25:45,598 --> 00:25:46,654
It was clearly stated:
444
00:25:46,655 --> 00:25:48,933
for dancing and listening.
445
00:25:48,934 --> 00:25:50,334
It would be a pity,
because they play beautifully, don't they?
446
00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:52,628
About what is beautiful,
447
00:25:52,629 --> 00:25:54,345
we decide -
448
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,746
The Party!
449
00:25:57,401 --> 00:25:58,348
I forgot...
450
00:25:58,449 --> 00:25:59,649
pig's head...
451
00:26:29,682 --> 00:26:32,019
Yes, comrades.
452
00:26:32,897 --> 00:26:34,794
At the works in Janowice,
453
00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:36,616
where you will work in quarries,
454
00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:38,420
for the company Arma-Staff,
455
00:26:38,621 --> 00:26:41,764
you will daily
456
00:26:41,765 --> 00:26:44,064
have contact with civilians.
457
00:26:45,535 --> 00:26:46,496
What?
458
00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:50,386
But, but, but...
459
00:26:52,994 --> 00:26:56,674
Comrade Lance Corporal Halik
460
00:26:56,675 --> 00:26:58,196
will instruct you on
461
00:26:58,197 --> 00:27:00,926
observing military secrets.
462
00:27:00,927 --> 00:27:04,044
Well, simply, if you
somewhere in a pub, Machacek,
463
00:27:04,045 --> 00:27:06,558
or in a milk bar, Jasanek,
464
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:08,801
or in a cowshed, Wata...
465
00:27:08,802 --> 00:27:11,713
Look at me when
I'm talking to you!
466
00:27:17,739 --> 00:27:21,446
...tell me the name
of your unit commander...
467
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,332
Wait, Halik.
468
00:27:23,357 --> 00:27:25,403
To start with, one such
469
00:27:25,404 --> 00:27:27,753
illustrative example.
It won't hurt, will it?
470
00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:28,795
Let's take, comrades, this
471
00:27:28,796 --> 00:27:31,624
submachine gun
model 24.
472
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,302
Control question:
473
00:27:34,303 --> 00:27:37,993
I wonder,
do you know, comrades,
474
00:27:37,994 --> 00:27:41,194
what is the rate of fire
of this submachine gun?
475
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:43,243
You don't know, do you?
476
00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:48,161
Look, I'll tell you
this exactly, comrades -
477
00:27:48,862 --> 00:27:52,239
the model 24 submachine gun
has a rate of fire of:
478
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,082
ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta...
479
00:27:55,152 --> 00:27:56,937
And sometimes even much faster.
480
00:27:57,339 --> 00:27:59,768
So now you know this, but...
481
00:28:00,369 --> 00:28:02,795
as if you don't know.
482
00:28:03,296 --> 00:28:05,735
Otherwise - political sabotage
483
00:28:06,236 --> 00:28:08,175
and military court.
484
00:28:08,776 --> 00:28:12,148
In short, if you tell someone
485
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:16,892
what my name is, for example,
or that of Lieutenant Tronik...
486
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,849
Platoon, attention!
487
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,594
Comrade Major, the platoon is learning
488
00:28:26,794 --> 00:28:28,262
the names of the corporal and me!
489
00:28:31,332 --> 00:28:32,732
Comrades!
490
00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:35,201
Where are we now?
491
00:28:35,202 --> 00:28:37,735
We are now
in Janowice nad Uhlavou.
492
00:28:37,736 --> 00:28:40,752
We are now
in Janowice nad Uhlavou.
493
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:42,686
We came to Janowice for what?
494
00:28:42,987 --> 00:28:45,131
We came to Janowice to work.
495
00:28:45,533 --> 00:28:47,768
Anyone who stands with their
hands behind their back,
496
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,586
will be left with nothing.
497
00:28:50,587 --> 00:28:51,987
But, attention, comrades!
498
00:28:51,988 --> 00:28:55,636
You will not only
work like devils,
499
00:28:55,637 --> 00:28:57,483
but you will also
receive money,
500
00:28:57,484 --> 00:28:59,369
which does not happen in other units.
501
00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:01,966
If you work hard,
502
00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:04,299
you'll have money like barons.
503
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,515
You'll get a third in cash,
504
00:29:06,716 --> 00:29:09,651
we'll transfer a third to your
savings account,
505
00:29:09,652 --> 00:29:11,801
so that you, comrades, don't
drink it all away,
506
00:29:12,302 --> 00:29:16,405
and you'll pay a third to the
military administration
507
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:18,478
for provisions, uniforms,
and accommodation.
508
00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:30,134
Guys, come here!
509
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:31,135
Gentlemen, come here.
510
00:29:33,377 --> 00:29:35,972
What happened?
Show me!
511
00:29:37,727 --> 00:29:38,732
Let's go to the infirmary!
512
00:29:39,505 --> 00:29:42,915
But how? In this condition,
a Komsomol member won't get far.
513
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,174
Stand back.
514
00:29:48,366 --> 00:29:50,107
Here, here, this way.
515
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:53,541
Better in the cart.
Don't shake the comrade. Let's go.
516
00:29:55,577 --> 00:29:56,573
Stop!
517
00:29:58,142 --> 00:29:59,901
What is this masquerade?
518
00:29:59,902 --> 00:30:01,346
Private Yasanek is wounded.
519
00:30:01,347 --> 00:30:02,548
This is serious.
520
00:30:02,951 --> 00:30:04,753
Yasanek. Stand up!
521
00:30:09,884 --> 00:30:14,170
Yasanek! It seems to me that
you don't want to work hard.
522
00:30:15,052 --> 00:30:16,567
Kurwa! Yasanek!
523
00:30:16,592 --> 00:30:19,245
If you want to get along with me,
524
00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:20,839
then you'll go to the water pump now,
525
00:30:21,311 --> 00:30:23,122
rinse your mouth out,
526
00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:24,505
and return to work.
527
00:30:24,706 --> 00:30:27,123
You'll get treatment after work.
528
00:30:27,424 --> 00:30:28,577
Carry out!
529
00:30:28,978 --> 00:30:29,978
I serve the people!
530
00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:40,337
After all, the main thing is the
person, comrade.
531
00:30:40,362 --> 00:30:43,032
Kefalin, get these worries out
of your head.
532
00:30:43,486 --> 00:30:45,562
There are people in the world
like shit.
533
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:22,435
Please, tell me one thing,
534
00:31:23,073 --> 00:31:25,532
especially you - Komshmol members.
535
00:31:25,691 --> 00:31:26,891
How is it that
536
00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:29,226
the priests and kulaks
work better?
537
00:31:29,227 --> 00:31:30,953
comrades priests and fists?
538
00:31:30,954 --> 00:31:33,385
Damn it, read the excellent
539
00:31:33,386 --> 00:31:34,785
novel "How the Steel Was Tempered".
540
00:31:34,786 --> 00:31:37,535
And you will immediately
understand how to overcome difficulties.
541
00:31:37,936 --> 00:31:41,312
I know, from comrades who
were in battle,
542
00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:42,313
the details.
543
00:31:42,314 --> 00:31:43,822
Imagine - bunkers...
544
00:31:44,023 --> 00:31:46,128
These are fortified attics!
545
00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:48,928
Imagine - bullets are whistling...
546
00:31:48,929 --> 00:31:50,116
Whirlwind!
547
00:31:50,345 --> 00:31:52,299
And they went to it with their chest!
548
00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:54,273
Steel guys!
549
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:58,768
A comrade told me, who saw
with his own eyes...
550
00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:00,282
where he got.
551
00:32:00,334 --> 00:32:03,243
He was wounded six times,
three times in the hip
552
00:32:03,268 --> 00:32:04,735
and three times in the shin!
553
00:32:06,836 --> 00:32:11,176
Now pay attention, a test question:
554
00:32:12,078 --> 00:32:14,487
What do you think, comrades,
555
00:32:14,488 --> 00:32:16,204
did he survive?
556
00:32:18,151 --> 00:32:19,146
Probably not!
557
00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,017
What do you mean, probably not?
He survived!
558
00:32:21,132 --> 00:32:24,282
Because he thought politically,
bastards!
559
00:32:25,426 --> 00:32:26,775
Remember this, damn it!
560
00:32:27,689 --> 00:32:29,727
That's terrible, man!
561
00:32:30,257 --> 00:32:31,499
Galik, continue!
562
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:37,858
When I come to the barracks,
I wash myself,
563
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,142
I change my clothes,
564
00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:43,007
I go out for combat training!
565
00:32:43,156 --> 00:32:45,270
Well, what are we going to do?
566
00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:47,474
Crawling, on our bellies, forward!
567
00:32:51,728 --> 00:32:55,630
Okay, good. Lie down so the
enemy doesn't shoot.
568
00:32:56,861 --> 00:32:59,275
Make your faces happier,
569
00:32:59,276 --> 00:33:01,395
crawl more cheerfully!
570
00:33:02,204 --> 00:33:03,363
Beauty!
571
00:33:05,378 --> 00:33:10,878
Yasanek, be cheerful!
Don't crawl like you're going to die.
572
00:33:32,526 --> 00:33:34,896
Like sleepy flies in the morning.
573
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:36,926
One half walks with their eyes closed,
574
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:39,042
and the other is dozing by the fire.
575
00:33:43,111 --> 00:33:44,203
Corporal Galik!
576
00:33:47,314 --> 00:33:48,527
Corporal Galik...
577
00:33:48,552 --> 00:33:50,441
This cannot continue.
578
00:33:50,466 --> 00:33:52,850
I understand your demandingness, yes.
579
00:33:53,149 --> 00:33:55,448
I understand that after the shift
580
00:33:55,449 --> 00:33:57,841
you want to temper the unit
with combat training,
581
00:33:57,866 --> 00:33:59,999
I understand that you understood
the words
582
00:34:00,024 --> 00:34:01,614
of the Comrade Minister,
583
00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:03,647
that we are building our people's
democratic army
584
00:34:03,672 --> 00:34:05,672
not for the amusement of rabbits,
585
00:34:05,898 --> 00:34:07,716
I accept everything, Galik!
586
00:34:08,612 --> 00:34:10,432
But this matter from a Marxist
587
00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:12,049
point of view has another side!
588
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,774
And this is the performance
of production duties
589
00:34:14,775 --> 00:34:15,775
by the soldiers of our brigade.
590
00:34:16,649 --> 00:34:17,971
Young man, understand,
591
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,228
that if after such training
of yours
592
00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:22,326
the next day they will fall
face down in the dirt,
593
00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:24,627
then where will the plan fulfillment go?
594
00:34:24,628 --> 00:34:26,392
It will go to hell!
595
00:34:26,593 --> 00:34:30,261
And, as you know, and we,
in accordance with the plan fulfillment,
596
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:32,043
what kind of bonuses will we receive?
597
00:34:32,711 --> 00:34:36,572
Kurwa! Lower! Lower!
Lower!
598
00:34:37,373 --> 00:34:41,966
Galik! Think politically,
think politically, Galik!
599
00:34:58,256 --> 00:35:00,519
Thank you, beauty!
600
00:35:03,744 --> 00:35:06,113
- I'll make soldiers out of them!
- Naturally!
601
00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:08,822
I'll do it!
602
00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:12,011
What do they need for that?
603
00:35:12,908 --> 00:35:17,631
Combat training and combat
readiness, kurwa!
604
00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:19,475
You're right, buddy.
605
00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:23,426
Will they then fulfill the plan?
606
00:35:23,427 --> 00:35:24,427
Well?
607
00:35:24,428 --> 00:35:25,429
They won't.
608
00:35:25,430 --> 00:35:26,967
Let's have a drink.
609
00:35:34,015 --> 00:35:36,027
Reactionaries pissed on!
610
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:41,678
Comrade Minister, take on
this task -
611
00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:46,475
- then he'll shit himself from
this... and...
612
00:35:49,377 --> 00:35:50,462
...and puke himself...
613
00:36:28,483 --> 00:36:29,934
Come in!
614
00:36:41,306 --> 00:36:42,487
Kurwa, Galik!
615
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:46,989
So this is how you wanted
to temper him?
616
00:36:47,490 --> 00:36:48,490
Well, you see, you see!
617
00:36:49,591 --> 00:36:52,611
And you wanted to be a sergeant.
618
00:36:52,612 --> 00:36:55,580
Kurwa, Galik!
619
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:56,782
Orderly!
620
00:37:00,744 --> 00:37:02,344
Comrades, comrades...
621
00:37:07,146 --> 00:37:09,272
A fist and a feudal lord are
breaking records,
622
00:37:10,031 --> 00:37:13,248
and the young, promising
communist Yaszanek
623
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,378
fulfills the plan by a meager
40 percent.
624
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,403
What does this mean?
625
00:37:18,301 --> 00:37:21,540
Young man, aren't you ashamed
in front of these
626
00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:23,882
front-runners, Stakhanovites,
627
00:37:23,907 --> 00:37:24,908
about whom you write in
"People's Defense"?
628
00:37:25,809 --> 00:37:27,199
But I am
629
00:37:28,509 --> 00:37:29,976
physically weak.
630
00:37:36,011 --> 00:37:41,628
He is weak,
Who no longer believes in himself...
631
00:37:42,254 --> 00:37:47,126
- And he is shallow...
- ...Who sets a small goal.
632
00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:50,152
And what... And what about you, Kefalin?
633
00:37:50,153 --> 00:37:51,553
I don't know yet
634
00:37:51,554 --> 00:37:52,854
but I will definitely learn,
comrade.
635
00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:55,530
Teach me, teach me...
Komsomol member,
636
00:37:55,531 --> 00:37:57,452
company agitator, huh...
637
00:37:57,853 --> 00:37:58,854
But it's true, Roman...
638
00:37:59,255 --> 00:38:00,887
It's true, Roman.
639
00:38:02,939 --> 00:38:07,840
Do you think, young man, I should
make this Sternberg scum an agitator?
640
00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:10,919
He would probably handle it.
641
00:38:13,647 --> 00:38:16,538
Young man, think a little more
class-consciously,
642
00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,626
and, most importantly, get
yourself together!
643
00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:24,098
We were talking about you the
other day
644
00:38:24,236 --> 00:38:26,004
with the foreman.
645
00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:30,397
And we came up with something.
646
00:38:30,422 --> 00:38:31,422
And what?
647
00:38:37,236 --> 00:38:40,950
Kefalin! When will you bring
these drills already?
648
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:45,191
Calm down, master, calm down!
You know, there are many who want them,
649
00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:48,021
but the animal, it's not a machine...
I'll give you a machine!
650
00:38:48,022 --> 00:38:50,704
Pray that I don't complain!
You see, you fool,
651
00:38:50,705 --> 00:38:51,706
Chłopaki mieli rację, a ty
nie chciałeś się tym zająć.
652
00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:52,707
I tak mi się to nie podoba.
653
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:55,257
Niektórzy mogą to odbierać
jako oszustwo.
654
00:38:55,258 --> 00:38:56,889
Przecież to jest oszustwo.
655
00:38:56,990 --> 00:39:00,611
Uspokój się, od tego twój
socjalizm nie umrze.
656
00:39:06,351 --> 00:39:09,536
Gratulacje, teraz robicie na 110%.
657
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:11,247
Tak jest, towarzyszu poruczniku.
658
00:39:11,506 --> 00:39:14,724
No widzicie - tak pracuje komsomoł!
659
00:39:14,725 --> 00:39:16,500
Ale, Kefalin...
660
00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,823
Słyszałem od towarzyszy,
661
00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:21,479
że umiecie świetnie improwizować...
662
00:39:21,935 --> 00:39:22,769
Proszę?
663
00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:24,765
Nie chcecie mi zademonstrować,
ty szubrawcze?
664
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:28,369
Nie, to musi być jakaś pomyłka,
665
00:39:28,394 --> 00:39:29,394
towarzyszu poruczniku.
666
00:39:29,495 --> 00:39:32,960
Ja ci dam pomyłkę, ja ci skórę zedrę...!
667
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,102
No nic, kontynuujcie.
668
00:39:37,302 --> 00:39:39,603
Idź, Natasza!
669
00:39:42,404 --> 00:39:44,967
Kapral Galik do naszego plutonu
już nie wróci,
670
00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,450
ponieważ naruszył regulamin
671
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,076
czechosłowackiej ludowo-demokratycznej
armii.
672
00:39:49,077 --> 00:39:51,613
Tylko się nawalił i obrzygał.
673
00:39:51,614 --> 00:39:53,651
Gdyby tak zachowywał się każdy
dowódca,
674
00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:56,636
to nasza armia byłaby bez czego?
675
00:39:56,837 --> 00:39:58,770
Byłaby bez dowódców!
676
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,843
I tym by, oczywiście,
osłabiła naszą zdolność bojową.
677
00:40:02,044 --> 00:40:04,930
Musimy zdać sobie sprawę, że za
granicą czatują imperialiści,
678
00:40:05,031 --> 00:40:07,645
którzy tylko czekają,
679
00:40:07,646 --> 00:40:08,647
aż się potkniemy.
680
00:40:08,748 --> 00:40:11,781
I każdy dowódca, który zalewa mordę,
681
00:40:11,782 --> 00:40:13,991
leje wodę na ich młyn!
682
00:40:14,192 --> 00:40:17,626
Nowym dowódcą oddziału
mianuję sierżanta Fischera.
683
00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:22,779
Mówię wam po dobroci - nie złośćcie
mnie, towarzysze!
684
00:40:23,968 --> 00:40:25,826
Ktoś ma pytania?
685
00:40:25,827 --> 00:40:28,674
Towarzyszu...
Towarzyszu poruczniku!
686
00:40:28,675 --> 00:40:30,650
Zbliża się Wigilia...
687
00:40:30,651 --> 00:40:31,951
Chciałem zapytać,
688
00:40:32,052 --> 00:40:34,815
czy nie znalazłaby się jakaś przepustka?
689
00:40:34,816 --> 00:40:36,888
Przecież Boże Narodzenie blisko...
690
00:40:36,889 --> 00:40:39,522
Nic z tego, Nalezieniec, nic z tego!
691
00:40:39,723 --> 00:40:42,832
Bo wróg mógłby wykorzystać Boże
Narodzenie
692
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,272
do niespodziewanego ataku,
693
00:40:44,273 --> 00:40:47,275
przepustek zasadniczo wydawać co?
694
00:40:47,476 --> 00:40:48,476
Nie będę!
695
00:40:49,498 --> 00:40:51,985
Oddział pozostanie przygotowany
696
00:40:51,986 --> 00:40:52,986
do obrony kraju.
697
00:40:52,987 --> 00:40:54,387
Życzę wam szczęśliwych
698
00:40:54,488 --> 00:40:55,943
i wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia,
towarzysze!
699
00:40:58,845 --> 00:41:00,406
Słyszeliście,
700
00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:03,248
że nasz stary nikogo nie puści
701
00:41:03,249 --> 00:41:04,549
Home for Christmas?
702
00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:06,562
Well, what to do?
703
00:41:06,563 --> 00:41:09,016
The political situation
is not so simple...
704
00:41:09,017 --> 00:41:10,887
I beg you, when was it ever?
705
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:14,131
Nothing will happen here without us.
706
00:41:15,455 --> 00:41:18,391
You know what?
Let's draw lots.
707
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:20,932
And whoever loses, stays here.
708
00:41:20,933 --> 00:41:23,598
And what will happen?
Absolutely nothing.
709
00:41:26,265 --> 00:41:27,506
Moment!
710
00:41:27,574 --> 00:41:29,801
Did I say - enter?
711
00:41:30,203 --> 00:41:31,203
Sorry...
712
00:41:32,702 --> 00:41:34,610
Enter!
713
00:41:38,012 --> 00:41:40,359
Comrade Lieutenant,
Private Sternberg!
714
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,295
Requesting leave
from the unit's location
715
00:41:42,296 --> 00:41:43,296
from the unit's location
716
00:41:43,297 --> 00:41:44,298
for two days.
717
00:41:50,348 --> 00:41:52,712
So, your sister is getting married...
718
00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:55,314
Well, interesting,
719
00:41:55,315 --> 00:41:57,585
just in time for Christmas...
720
00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:59,587
Intriguing...
721
00:42:04,218 --> 00:42:06,323
How much of the plan do you fulfill,
Sternberg?
722
00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:08,925
Praise yourself, damn it!
723
00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:12,690
Private Sternberg fulfills the plan
by 130 percent, Comrade Lieutenant!
724
00:42:13,303 --> 00:42:14,863
And where do you want to go, Sternberg?
725
00:42:15,705 --> 00:42:16,604
To Sternberg.
726
00:42:17,113 --> 00:42:19,408
Where? To Sternberg?
727
00:42:21,351 --> 00:42:26,414
Listen, Sternberg,
you're not some kind of "von", are you?
728
00:42:27,565 --> 00:42:29,816
I am the last Count Sternberg
from Sternberg,
729
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:32,017
Comrade Lieutenant.
730
00:42:35,674 --> 00:42:37,632
How many days did you want?
731
00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:38,833
For two days.
732
00:42:41,268 --> 00:42:42,011
You have...
733
00:42:42,612 --> 00:42:45,453
ten, since it's Christmas after all.
734
00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:49,655
And say hello to the Countess.
735
00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:56,241
Comrade Lieutenant, permission to leave.
736
00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,243
Run, run.
737
00:43:03,405 --> 00:43:06,743
I wonder who this Sternberg woman
is marrying?
738
00:43:08,244 --> 00:43:09,144
Moment...
739
00:43:11,675 --> 00:43:14,057
Showpal, Shibelka, Sh...
Hmm!
740
00:43:14,301 --> 00:43:16,348
Some Waldstein guy.
741
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:18,714
Do you know him?
742
00:44:04,679 --> 00:44:08,911
Well, Dan? Bad news?
743
00:44:15,383 --> 00:44:16,973
What are you writing?
744
00:44:17,783 --> 00:44:19,546
"Snow on the banner."
745
00:44:20,499 --> 00:44:22,043
That's probably going to be good, right?
746
00:44:22,924 --> 00:44:24,213
Yeah...
747
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,927
Gentlemen, I need help!
748
00:44:26,928 --> 00:44:28,157
They brought drinks!
749
00:44:33,808 --> 00:44:36,163
Let's go! Let's go!
750
00:44:43,604 --> 00:44:46,855
So, how much do we owe for the drinks?
751
00:44:47,357 --> 00:44:50,592
Please...
Exactly...
752
00:44:50,893 --> 00:44:52,094
And this is for you.
753
00:44:52,095 --> 00:44:55,347
- Well, thank you...
- All the best!
754
00:44:55,348 --> 00:44:57,020
- Goodbye!
- Bye!
755
00:44:58,619 --> 00:44:59,951
Guys!
756
00:45:00,452 --> 00:45:01,479
Where is Dan?
757
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,480
What?
758
00:45:02,481 --> 00:45:03,481
Where is Dan?
759
00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:08,386
Dan!
760
00:45:46,718 --> 00:45:47,822
Dan!
761
00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:58,143
What have you come up with?
762
00:45:58,144 --> 00:45:59,145
Are you alright?
763
00:45:59,546 --> 00:46:00,546
The branch broke...
764
00:46:03,145 --> 00:46:05,626
What did you want to do?
What did you want to do, stupid?
765
00:46:08,255 --> 00:46:09,968
It's all because of Jarmila...
766
00:46:09,969 --> 00:46:11,476
She wrote to me...
767
00:46:11,877 --> 00:46:14,055
You see, just for Christmas...
768
00:46:16,218 --> 00:46:19,243
But I love her anyway...
769
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,254
You know what Vonyavka would say?
770
00:46:22,955 --> 00:46:24,456
Spit on that cow.
771
00:46:25,557 --> 00:46:27,761
No woman is worth it.
772
00:47:00,404 --> 00:47:01,415
Attention!
773
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,917
At ease, comrades!
774
00:47:10,234 --> 00:47:13,328
Well, what?
Are you celebrating? Celebrating?
775
00:47:14,021 --> 00:47:16,118
Well, why not? But be careful!
776
00:47:16,119 --> 00:47:17,119
Attention and vigilance!
777
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,490
Tsiml! Come here!
778
00:47:23,999 --> 00:47:25,709
Have you been drinking anything?
779
00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:28,060
Breathe on me!
780
00:47:36,906 --> 00:47:39,968
Dad apparently has a special cognac
for this crook...
781
00:47:40,004 --> 00:47:41,464
Don't be jealous.
782
00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:47,734
Tsiml, listen...
783
00:47:47,735 --> 00:47:50,486
You were sitting for some hacks, right?
784
00:47:51,177 --> 00:47:52,421
Well, it doesn't matter...
785
00:47:54,027 --> 00:47:55,305
I have to you...
786
00:47:56,309 --> 00:47:58,730
there is such a thing, you scoundrel...
787
00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:05,386
If you came across some closed truck,
788
00:48:05,687 --> 00:48:07,435
could you steal it?
789
00:48:09,037 --> 00:48:10,924
It's easy for me.
790
00:48:10,925 --> 00:48:13,488
Good. Good, Tsiml.
791
00:48:14,941 --> 00:48:16,808
So, I'll run for the suitcase now,
and we'll meet at the garages.
792
00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:22,712
I want to drop by my family, you know.
793
00:48:23,218 --> 00:48:24,159
But, Tsiml!
794
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,333
If, God forbid, someone finds out about
this,
795
00:48:28,429 --> 00:48:29,488
then what will I do to you?
796
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:30,489
I'll put you in jail!
797
00:49:00,665 --> 00:49:01,667
Roman! Roman!
798
00:49:04,947 --> 00:49:06,677
Give me the key to the guardhouse.
799
00:49:06,878 --> 00:49:10,638
- Hello!
- The key to the guardhouse...
800
00:49:10,639 --> 00:49:12,240
I'm not just like that...
801
00:49:13,439 --> 00:49:16,779
No way...
Who is that?
802
00:49:16,896 --> 00:49:19,243
- It's a model, you idiot...
- Ugly...
803
00:49:19,544 --> 00:49:21,329
I want to paint
Anna-the-proletarian...
804
00:49:28,403 --> 00:49:32,116
If anything, whistle...
805
00:49:35,317 --> 00:49:38,618
This can't end well.
806
00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:03,230
Orderly!
807
00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:11,645
Comrade Major...
808
00:50:12,317 --> 00:50:14,438
Duty officer for the company,
Private Kefalin!
809
00:50:15,044 --> 00:50:17,534
I report that during my service
810
00:50:17,669 --> 00:50:19,441
no incidents have occurred!
811
00:50:21,073 --> 00:50:24,117
No incidents have occurred,
you say...
812
00:50:24,118 --> 00:50:27,890
But it has! It has, Kefalin!
813
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,019
Not in uniform, drunk!
814
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,440
Where is the commander?
815
00:50:33,741 --> 00:50:35,564
Where is Comrade Gamachek?
816
00:50:37,848 --> 00:50:39,445
I don't know, Comrade Major...
817
00:50:39,446 --> 00:50:42,286
You don't know? I'll put you all
818
00:50:42,287 --> 00:50:43,288
under arrest!
819
00:50:43,289 --> 00:50:45,412
I'll jail everyone!
820
00:50:45,413 --> 00:50:46,932
The key to the guardhouse!
821
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:49,155
What, to the guardhouse...?
822
00:50:49,156 --> 00:50:53,019
But just now, over there,
823
00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:54,687
Comrade Major...
824
00:50:54,688 --> 00:50:56,605
they're cleaning...
825
00:50:57,119 --> 00:50:59,602
What? The key!
826
00:51:01,989 --> 00:51:03,961
The key!
827
00:51:15,725 --> 00:51:19,299
My God!
They're fucking there!
828
00:51:23,662 --> 00:51:25,863
It can't be!
It can't be!
829
00:51:26,259 --> 00:51:28,892
I've never seen anything like this!
830
00:51:29,035 --> 00:51:32,527
Kefalin!
You'll dig the ground for me
831
00:51:32,681 --> 00:51:35,803
with your snout like a red mouse!
832
00:51:36,004 --> 00:51:38,534
Kefalin! I swear to God!
833
00:51:38,535 --> 00:51:42,549
I swear!
Like a red mouse!
834
00:51:45,876 --> 00:51:47,039
If he saw this,
835
00:51:48,034 --> 00:51:49,018
Comrade...
836
00:51:49,457 --> 00:51:51,451
Minister Chepichka!
837
00:51:53,429 --> 00:51:55,566
Everyone would be in deep shit!
838
00:51:56,815 --> 00:51:58,289
I swear to God!
839
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,204
Come here...
840
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:35,762
Do you want to stick it in her?
841
00:52:35,787 --> 00:52:38,585
You're a Komsomol member, you have
to. Otherwise, what will they think?
842
00:52:40,701 --> 00:52:42,551
- Good day!
- Glory to labor!
843
00:52:49,379 --> 00:52:51,317
- Where?
- In the booth...
844
00:52:53,347 --> 00:52:55,319
- Good day...
- Let's go already!
845
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,222
Comrade Lieutenant!
846
00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:58,668
What is this, Comrade Yasanek?
847
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:03,270
My God...
848
00:54:04,386 --> 00:54:05,918
They're fucking again!...
849
00:54:10,872 --> 00:54:11,849
Yasanek!
850
00:54:12,050 --> 00:54:13,659
You were copulating!
851
00:54:14,172 --> 00:54:16,689
Besides, with a Komsomol member
who came
852
00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:18,622
to provide brigade assistance!
853
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:22,939
I...
Comrades...
854
00:54:24,007 --> 00:54:26,318
I...
I didn't copulate...
855
00:54:26,519 --> 00:54:28,010
Silence, Yasanek!
856
00:54:29,127 --> 00:54:32,019
I'll put you in jail, you'll rot there!
857
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,913
Because when did you copulate?
858
00:54:34,114 --> 00:54:36,370
You copulated during working hours.
859
00:54:36,371 --> 00:54:38,373
Why didn't you
860
00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:41,616
look at it politically, Yasanek?
861
00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:43,990
In addition, there are
reasonable suspicions
862
00:54:43,991 --> 00:54:45,741
that this comrade
through sexual means what?
863
00:54:45,742 --> 00:54:47,248
Infected you sexually.
864
00:54:47,249 --> 00:54:49,150
Don't look at me
with surprised eyes,
865
00:54:49,151 --> 00:54:51,339
you already have gonorrhea for hours.
866
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,947
Or, God forbid, syphilis.
867
00:54:53,948 --> 00:54:55,884
Or, God forbid, syphilis.
868
00:54:56,285 --> 00:54:59,704
Had such an excellent service prick,
869
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:03,161
sent poems to "People's Defense"...
870
00:55:03,162 --> 00:55:05,177
And now - syphilis...
871
00:55:07,524 --> 00:55:10,891
Doctor Gorzhets will send you to
the hospital,
872
00:55:10,892 --> 00:55:13,525
so they can check you well there.
873
00:55:14,672 --> 00:55:16,713
In this way, Yasanek,
874
00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:19,106
as a Komsomol functionary
875
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,780
we really can't
876
00:55:20,815 --> 00:55:22,343
trust you anymore.
877
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,185
For what you did,
878
00:55:24,186 --> 00:55:26,449
it's as if you copulated
during an attack!
879
00:55:26,450 --> 00:55:28,020
I should have
880
00:55:28,021 --> 00:55:29,021
shot you immediately for this!
881
00:55:29,022 --> 00:55:30,675
But we will punish him seriously,
882
00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:32,021
Comrade Commander.
883
00:55:32,731 --> 00:55:35,552
You will be deprived
of the Komsomol function!
884
00:55:35,977 --> 00:55:38,047
The head of the Komsomol organization
885
00:55:38,629 --> 00:55:40,596
will be Private Kefalin!
886
00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:41,810
About-face, march!
887
00:55:58,395 --> 00:55:59,970
Comrade Major!
888
00:55:59,971 --> 00:56:01,896
Allow me to introduce myself,
Captain Gonets!
889
00:56:03,156 --> 00:56:05,311
Okay, I know.
We were waiting for you.
890
00:56:06,025 --> 00:56:08,554
Comrade Quartermaster Captain
has an excellent idea,
891
00:56:08,926 --> 00:56:10,301
Comrade Major.
892
00:56:10,668 --> 00:56:14,881
An idea? Really?
What idea?
893
00:56:14,906 --> 00:56:16,657
Regarding the raising of pigs,
Comrade Major.
894
00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:19,085
In what sense?
895
00:56:19,717 --> 00:56:21,070
From the leftovers of our kitchen
896
00:56:21,071 --> 00:56:22,764
we could easily
897
00:56:22,765 --> 00:56:23,765
feed several piglets.
898
00:56:23,966 --> 00:56:26,724
So, pigs, you say, Gonets...
899
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:30,964
Well, yes, but who will
900
00:56:31,632 --> 00:56:35,487
take care of them?
For every job
we need specialists.
901
00:56:36,152 --> 00:56:38,635
So, maybe Makhachek?
902
00:56:40,293 --> 00:56:42,260
That doctor, kurwa, isn't he?
903
00:56:42,549 --> 00:56:44,793
A beastly doctor, right?
904
00:56:48,845 --> 00:56:50,261
Private Makhachek!
905
00:56:52,905 --> 00:56:54,598
From this moment on,
906
00:56:55,003 --> 00:56:59,280
you are assigned to take care of
the pigs!
907
00:56:59,305 --> 00:57:01,022
Serving the people, Comrade Major!
908
00:57:25,509 --> 00:57:27,309
- Good afternoon.
- Hello. - Good evening.
909
00:57:39,636 --> 00:57:41,087
What are you doing, damn it?
910
00:57:41,088 --> 00:57:42,788
- Shit.
- Calm down. - Or what?
911
00:57:45,361 --> 00:57:47,361
Gentlemen, this will not end here.
912
00:57:50,343 --> 00:57:51,843
I'll go invite that chick.
913
00:57:55,951 --> 00:57:57,291
May I ask you?
914
00:57:58,253 --> 00:58:00,785
I don't dance with murderers!
915
00:58:02,403 --> 00:58:04,282
Gentlemen, what kind of murderer am I?
916
00:58:05,437 --> 00:58:06,581
On my conscience are only
917
00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:08,493
18 cars and 4 apartments.
918
00:58:08,494 --> 00:58:11,364
Magdichka, seven bottles of
champagne, please.
919
00:58:11,765 --> 00:58:13,303
Of course - as usual.
920
00:58:13,304 --> 00:58:15,495
As usual!
921
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:21,055
Gentlemen, for the Nepomuk girls!
922
00:58:25,211 --> 00:58:27,099
Maybe Mr. Count will try?
923
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:39,226
May I invite you?
924
00:58:39,417 --> 00:58:41,365
I don't dance with soldiers.
925
00:58:41,747 --> 00:58:43,827
I'm a serving woman.
926
00:58:44,057 --> 00:58:45,057
Thank you.
927
00:58:45,058 --> 00:58:46,058
You're welcome.
928
00:58:47,939 --> 00:58:50,032
- So what?
- Shit.
929
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,245
This requires personal charm.
Look...
930
00:59:04,015 --> 00:59:07,119
Good evening.
May I invite you?
931
00:59:07,672 --> 00:59:10,348
I fundamentally don't dance with
murderers.
932
00:59:11,574 --> 00:59:13,584
Kiss my ass, you stupid fool.
933
00:59:37,578 --> 00:59:39,741
Calm down! Stop it!
934
00:59:45,905 --> 00:59:49,353
Garrison?
Send a patrol to Janowice.
935
00:59:49,354 --> 00:59:50,354
Soldiers are fighting.
936
01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:26,263
Roman!
937
01:00:35,125 --> 01:00:37,234
- A little more, and I could have
gotten a beating.
- With your charm, damn it?
938
01:00:38,767 --> 01:00:40,268
Come here.
Don't be afraid, come on!
939
01:01:15,576 --> 01:01:16,892
Guys...
940
01:01:22,672 --> 01:01:26,323
Good afternoon, Mr. Master.
Do you know where ours are?
941
01:01:32,165 --> 01:01:33,137
Where are you from?
942
01:01:33,138 --> 01:01:34,138
Where have you disappeared to?
943
01:01:34,139 --> 01:01:35,139
Damn, we were transferred at
one in the morning.
944
01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:39,141
Come in!
945
01:01:44,980 --> 01:01:46,143
Comrade Major!
946
01:01:46,144 --> 01:01:49,254
I have delivered the deserter,
Private Kefalin.
947
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:52,286
I know!
948
01:01:54,124 --> 01:01:56,174
If there was a war now, Kefalin,
949
01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:59,259
I would have you shot without trial.
950
01:01:59,619 --> 01:02:02,945
But, what can you do, it's peacetime,
951
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,550
Therefore, I sentence you
952
01:02:05,551 --> 01:02:08,715
to 30 days of strict arrest.
953
01:02:15,118 --> 01:02:18,804
You don't have the right to
do that, Comrade Major.
954
01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:21,598
What?
How can you say I don't have the right?
955
01:02:21,599 --> 01:02:23,992
Within the scope of my
commanding authority
956
01:02:23,993 --> 01:02:26,680
you can only assign a
maximum of 15 days of punishment.
957
01:02:51,078 --> 01:02:52,832
From Sternberk...
958
01:02:53,233 --> 01:02:54,068
Thank you.
959
01:03:03,395 --> 01:03:05,773
Mahachek!
What are you dozing off for?
960
01:03:05,974 --> 01:03:07,526
I'm not dozing off, Comrade.
961
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:11,573
I'm feeding them.
962
01:03:11,974 --> 01:03:13,175
Really?
963
01:03:14,261 --> 01:03:16,090
So, you are feeding the piglets?
964
01:03:17,230 --> 01:03:19,680
You can't even hear them squealing
from hunger!
965
01:03:26,465 --> 01:03:28,309
What do you have in that bucket?
966
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,742
Are those pickles, or what?
967
01:03:39,111 --> 01:03:42,016
Damn, man, can't you see
that piglets don't eat sour stuff?
968
01:03:47,113 --> 01:03:48,461
I think they could eat it
with a little effort.
969
01:03:48,462 --> 01:03:49,986
could eat it.
970
01:03:49,987 --> 01:03:52,413
Damn, Mahachek,
you're completely stupid.
971
01:03:52,614 --> 01:03:55,018
Your brain is completely empty.
972
01:03:55,419 --> 01:03:57,705
Explain how you got a doctorate
973
01:03:57,706 --> 01:03:59,741
with the workers' money?
974
01:04:00,956 --> 01:04:02,999
And don't chew
when you're talking to me!
975
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:05,592
You are suspended from the pigs.
976
01:04:06,454 --> 01:04:08,141
Or you'll end up turning
them into greyhounds!
977
01:04:08,142 --> 01:04:09,142
That's settled.
978
01:04:09,343 --> 01:04:12,923
Someone else will take care of
them instead of you, some specialist, a farmer.
979
01:04:12,924 --> 01:04:15,914
Not some stupid lawyer.
980
01:04:19,925 --> 01:04:22,100
That doctor is not a veterinarian,
981
01:04:22,101 --> 01:04:23,730
but a lawyer.
982
01:04:23,731 --> 01:04:25,232
We need a farming
specialist there,
983
01:04:26,227 --> 01:04:27,433
not some...
984
01:04:27,434 --> 01:04:30,719
Enough.
Take an inmate to help you.
985
01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:35,500
I've just put Kefalin in jail.
986
01:04:37,933 --> 01:04:40,343
But is he some kind of director?
987
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:42,363
I really need a farmer.
988
01:04:42,764 --> 01:04:44,461
Wait, for God's sake...
989
01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:52,807
Here, it says in the papers
990
01:04:52,808 --> 01:04:56,169
that he was an assistant in Barrandov.
991
01:04:56,170 --> 01:04:58,236
They can do everything.
992
01:04:58,237 --> 01:05:02,745
And here, he worked on the film
993
01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:05,180
"Village on the Border".
994
01:05:05,215 --> 01:05:09,133
Messenger! This is your man!
995
01:05:09,434 --> 01:05:11,278
We don't have anyone better anyway.
996
01:05:11,279 --> 01:05:13,487
- Thank you.
- Let him go there.
997
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:22,522
Good God, what wrong have I done to anyone?
998
01:05:22,523 --> 01:05:24,567
But, in black and white:
999
01:05:25,068 --> 01:05:26,999
we have to take part
in marching exercises
1000
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,035
in Zielona Gora.
1001
01:05:28,036 --> 01:05:30,565
We were chosen as the best company
in the battalion.
1002
01:05:30,866 --> 01:05:33,446
Well, that's Shtariy getting back
at us for that Christmas.
1003
01:05:33,747 --> 01:05:34,942
But, damn...
1004
01:05:34,943 --> 01:05:37,573
He's not that stupid after all.
1005
01:05:37,574 --> 01:05:39,903
He knows very well
that it's dangerous for him too.
1006
01:05:39,904 --> 01:05:41,850
So we really are the best...
1007
01:05:41,851 --> 01:05:42,897
You think so?
1008
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:46,600
March-throwing the day after tomorrow.
1009
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,385
Jesus Mary!
1010
01:05:49,067 --> 01:05:52,217
Yes, of those 30 kilometers
none of those bastards will survive,
1011
01:05:52,218 --> 01:05:53,218
Comrade Commander!
1012
01:05:53,619 --> 01:05:56,407
And with full gear...
1013
01:06:03,249 --> 01:06:04,778
Line up in three ranks.
1014
01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:10,509
Form up in three ranks!
1015
01:06:14,616 --> 01:06:16,242
Private Yasanek!
1016
01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:17,243
To the horses!
1017
01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:24,084
Control question, comrades:
1018
01:06:24,085 --> 01:06:27,852
what will happen to the familiar
model 24 submachine gun,
1019
01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:30,354
if we leave it
in the wind and rain?
1020
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:33,730
Well, it'll rust, damn it.
1021
01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,038
It will rust, that's right...
1022
01:06:35,639 --> 01:06:37,203
And what's the main thing?
1023
01:06:39,389 --> 01:06:41,512
Well, it will corrode, you morons!
1024
01:06:41,513 --> 01:06:43,342
You can go!
1025
01:06:43,843 --> 01:06:47,030
Don't be afraid, girls...
Don't be afraid, I'll...
1026
01:06:49,192 --> 01:06:51,032
Wait! Wait...
1027
01:06:55,892 --> 01:06:57,592
Yes, wait!
1028
01:07:10,173 --> 01:07:11,212
Kefalin!
1029
01:07:11,913 --> 01:07:13,437
Comrade Major, Private Kefalin!
1030
01:07:14,918 --> 01:07:15,918
Comrade Captain,
your order has been carried out.
1031
01:07:15,919 --> 01:07:19,627
Kefalin,
I didn't give you any such orders!
1032
01:07:19,828 --> 01:07:21,719
There was no talk of anything like that!
1033
01:07:22,143 --> 01:07:24,164
Wait, wait, Comrade Captain.
1034
01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:26,037
Some slogans are absolutely correct.
1035
01:07:26,438 --> 01:07:27,438
At least this one:
1036
01:07:27,439 --> 01:07:32,133
<i>"The revanchists' plans will fail,
our pigs are getting fat"</i>
1037
01:07:32,535 --> 01:07:33,535
Good!
1038
01:07:34,252 --> 01:07:37,964
Only instead of "our",
I would suggest writing "also".
1039
01:07:37,965 --> 01:07:38,965
Yes sir!
1040
01:07:38,966 --> 01:07:41,207
Because they will fall not only
thanks to the piglets,
1041
01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:42,209
<i>"Paradise of socialist pigs"</i>
1042
01:07:42,210 --> 01:07:45,198
but, first of all, thanks to
the ruthlessness of our working people,
1043
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:47,558
under the leadership
of the Communist Party
1044
01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:51,625
and, last but not least,
our army, kurwa, isn't it?
1045
01:07:53,162 --> 01:07:54,961
But I would remove the flag.
1046
01:07:55,762 --> 01:07:59,312
I don't know why the pigs need
their battle flag?
1047
01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:00,813
Yes sir!
1048
01:08:00,814 --> 01:08:02,905
Leave it like that, Kefalin...
1049
01:08:03,781 --> 01:08:06,796
These slogans, yes...
1050
01:08:10,143 --> 01:08:12,407
What beautiful piglets,
1051
01:08:12,408 --> 01:08:16,540
gosh, it's a pity to eat them!
It's a pity!
1052
01:08:24,042 --> 01:08:26,078
No, thank you, I don't deserve it...
1053
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:27,970
Thank you, thank you very much...
1054
01:08:40,474 --> 01:08:44,500
Turn left!
To the left! Pull yourself up!
1055
01:08:58,431 --> 01:09:00,535
What are you doing there?
1056
01:09:00,536 --> 01:09:04,374
I'm here. Why are you
looking down?
1057
01:09:04,775 --> 01:09:07,081
And why do you have that thing
hanging from your balls?
1058
01:09:07,082 --> 01:09:08,929
Well, it's a mirror, comrade Major.
1059
01:09:08,930 --> 01:09:12,482
Through this little window I can
see you, the church, and the star.
1060
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,351
What are you saying, Kefalin...
1061
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:18,462
Is it that there are now such cars?
1062
01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:20,163
Yes, please, comrade Major.
1063
01:09:22,172 --> 01:09:24,374
It's all kind of strange...
1064
01:09:26,374 --> 01:09:28,854
I see the star, I see the church,
but where am I?
1065
01:09:29,843 --> 01:09:32,293
- Here?
- Yes, comrade Major.
1066
01:09:40,582 --> 01:09:43,799
Let's go for beer, damn it!
The pigs won't go anywhere, right?
1067
01:09:43,824 --> 01:09:45,944
- Where are you going?
- To Nepomuk, to the post office.
1068
01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:03,150
Quite a pretty town,
this Nepomuk.
1069
01:10:03,151 --> 01:10:04,469
Am I right?
1070
01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:07,875
But, comrade General, what kind
of city is this without a military unit?
1071
01:10:07,876 --> 01:10:10,544
But, comrade Colonel, there is an
auxiliary technical battalion here.
1072
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:13,974
Do you think they can be
considered an army, Major?
It's better not to talk about these bastards.
1073
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:20,560
As far as I know, only the headquarters
is located in the castle.
And there is nothing to check there.
1074
01:10:22,524 --> 01:10:23,424
Hello, where are you going, girl.
1075
01:10:27,411 --> 01:10:28,170
I'm sorry...
1076
01:10:30,323 --> 01:10:33,307
What is that?
What kind of appearance is that?
1077
01:10:33,332 --> 01:10:35,150
Where is your tie, where is your belt?!
1078
01:10:35,923 --> 01:10:37,633
Comrade General, comrades...
1079
01:10:37,682 --> 01:10:39,383
I am under arrest...
1080
01:10:39,532 --> 01:10:42,172
Can't you even introduce yourself, scoundrel?!
1081
01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:46,413
Comrade General!
Arrested Kefalin... with an escort!
1082
01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:48,372
From the Zelena Gora castle...
1083
01:10:48,373 --> 01:10:50,515
This castle is starting
to interest me.
1084
01:10:50,516 --> 01:10:52,303
We're leaving!
Direction - Green Mountain Castle!
1085
01:11:04,575 --> 01:11:06,746
Let's go, damn it!
1086
01:11:41,735 --> 01:11:44,853
Comrade Minister!
Major Galushka...
1087
01:11:44,988 --> 01:11:47,214
I am not a minister!
1088
01:11:47,615 --> 01:11:49,246
You, comrade, don't even know your
1089
01:11:49,247 --> 01:11:51,045
superior authorities.
1090
01:11:52,214 --> 01:11:54,521
Sorry, sir...
1091
01:11:55,626 --> 01:11:56,766
Your Excellency...
1092
01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:58,044
Whaaat...?!
1093
01:11:58,045 --> 01:11:59,402
Sorry, comrade General!
1094
01:11:59,603 --> 01:12:00,403
Whaaat...?!
1095
01:12:01,304 --> 01:12:04,952
Sorry, Mr. Comrade Pan General,
1096
01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:07,528
I'm completely confused...
1097
01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:09,561
I see...
1098
01:12:11,026 --> 01:12:12,496
Continue the report!
1099
01:12:12,605 --> 01:12:16,393
During my service, no
incidents have occurred!
1100
01:12:16,594 --> 01:12:18,616
But it will!
1101
01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:22,216
But it will happen, and you,
Major, won't find it funny!
1102
01:12:22,217 --> 01:12:23,217
It won't be funny for you!
1103
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:32,967
Eyes right!
1104
01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:37,055
Where are the other officers?
Where is the personnel?
1105
01:12:37,456 --> 01:12:39,274
Some are on duty,
1106
01:12:39,352 --> 01:12:41,086
some are on guard
1107
01:12:41,259 --> 01:12:42,903
at the clothing depot,
1108
01:12:42,938 --> 01:12:44,103
but there are
1109
01:12:44,138 --> 01:12:44,890
only clean foot wraps there.
1110
01:12:53,956 --> 01:12:55,946
Well, you bastard, I could
shoot you
1111
01:12:55,947 --> 01:12:56,947
with your own weapon.
1112
01:12:57,605 --> 01:12:59,821
No, you couldn't.
It's not loaded.
1113
01:12:59,822 --> 01:13:02,697
Ammunition is not issued
to unreliable elements.
1114
01:13:02,798 --> 01:13:04,536
What if a saboteur attacked you?
1115
01:13:04,537 --> 01:13:06,946
Or an imperialist thug?
1116
01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:09,715
Well, we would come to some
agreement. Nothing terrible.
1117
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:18,278
It makes me want to puke.
1118
01:13:22,204 --> 01:13:23,578
So, comrades...
1119
01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:27,368
Last time we were razbirali
1120
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:29,983
oshnovopolozhnikov traditions
1121
01:13:29,984 --> 01:13:32,309
of our people's democratic army.
1122
01:13:32,710 --> 01:13:36,516
We said that oshnovopolozhniki...
1123
01:13:37,517 --> 01:13:39,357
Oshnovopolozhnikami...
1124
01:13:39,358 --> 01:13:40,358
Oshnovopolozhnikami yavlyayutshya...
1125
01:13:41,059 --> 01:13:43,642
Well, how many oshnovopolozhnikov?
1126
01:13:44,933 --> 01:13:46,792
Well, comrades, who knows? Well?
1127
01:13:47,093 --> 01:13:50,612
Correct!
Oshnovopolozhnikov...
1128
01:13:50,613 --> 01:13:51,613
deyshtvitelno, tri...
1129
01:13:53,314 --> 01:13:55,854
Now I would like to uzhnat, who
they are...
1130
01:13:55,855 --> 01:13:58,016
Comrade Vonyavka, zharazha...
1131
01:13:58,051 --> 01:13:59,124
do not whisper, if you know,
1132
01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:01,834
vshtante and clearly,
like a manshka shkazhite.
1133
01:14:02,357 --> 01:14:03,769
- Three oshnovopolozhnika...
- Three founders...
1134
01:14:04,141 --> 01:14:05,141
- ...traditions of our...
- ...traditions of our...
1135
01:14:05,142 --> 01:14:06,542
- ...people's democratic army...
- ...people's democratic army...
1136
01:14:07,044 --> 01:14:08,940
- ...three...
- ...three...
1137
01:14:09,141 --> 01:14:10,320
- this is...
- this is...
1138
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,321
- ...Comrish Zhizhka,
- ...Comrade Zhizhka,
1139
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:13,430
- Comrish Gushek,
- Comrade Gusek,
1140
01:14:13,431 --> 01:14:15,396
- and Comrish Yirashko.
- and Comrade Jirasko.
1141
01:14:16,134 --> 01:14:17,731
- Eh, correct.
- Correct.
1142
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:21,119
Repeat that, Vlochka...
1143
01:14:24,383 --> 01:14:25,548
Well, correct...
1144
01:14:26,665 --> 01:14:27,496
Comrade Vata...
1145
01:14:29,573 --> 01:14:31,896
You see, friend, if you want, then...
1146
01:14:33,397 --> 01:14:35,601
A company after a sixty-kilometer...
1147
01:14:35,701 --> 01:14:37,490
exhausting march.
1148
01:14:37,525 --> 01:14:38,604
Private Kefalin?
1149
01:14:38,805 --> 01:14:40,611
The three founders
1150
01:14:40,711 --> 01:14:43,117
of the traditions of our
people's democratic army
1151
01:14:43,118 --> 01:14:45,142
are comrades:
1152
01:14:45,177 --> 01:14:48,395
Žižka, Comrade Hus,
1153
01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:51,117
and Comrade writer
Alois Jirásek.
1154
01:14:51,118 --> 01:14:53,295
- Jirashko...
- Jirasko, sorry...
1155
01:14:54,829 --> 01:14:58,192
See, Vonyavka,
Repeat it...
1156
01:14:58,193 --> 01:14:59,193
Shit.
1157
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,815
Well...
1158
01:15:05,388 --> 01:15:06,792
That's enough.
1159
01:15:08,139 --> 01:15:11,682
And how does your company fulfill
the plan, Comrade Lieutenant?
1160
01:15:11,807 --> 01:15:13,307
We fulfill it by 106 percent.
1161
01:15:13,996 --> 01:15:15,391
In addition, there are leaders among
them,
1162
01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:17,306
for example, Private Sternberk,
1163
01:15:17,464 --> 01:15:20,653
who in childhood
walked in silks and purple,
1164
01:15:20,654 --> 01:15:22,057
and now this very Sternberk
1165
01:15:22,658 --> 01:15:25,671
fulfills the plan by 130 percent.
1166
01:15:27,283 --> 01:15:30,213
Is this really
the real Sternberk?
1167
01:15:31,748 --> 01:15:32,998
From Sternberk?
1168
01:15:36,100 --> 01:15:37,100
Stand up!
1169
01:15:42,044 --> 01:15:43,321
Who drew this?
1170
01:15:46,766 --> 01:15:48,033
Redraw the machine gun.
1171
01:15:49,438 --> 01:15:53,424
Every idiot knows that
there were no machine guns in the 15th century!
1172
01:16:15,443 --> 01:16:18,612
Company! Attention to the center!
1173
01:16:27,003 --> 01:16:28,895
Comrade General!
The third company
1174
01:16:28,930 --> 01:16:30,051
is lined up
according to your order.
1175
01:16:30,376 --> 01:16:32,678
The report is finished
by Lieutenant Gamachek.
1176
01:16:33,931 --> 01:16:36,746
- At ease!
- Yes!
1177
01:16:37,209 --> 01:16:38,532
At ease!
1178
01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:17,831
Have we met anywhere?
1179
01:17:18,630 --> 01:17:21,057
Comrade General!
Private Tsiml!
1180
01:17:21,058 --> 01:17:22,058
Hardly in civilian life!
1181
01:17:22,059 --> 01:17:23,953
Unless we were sitting together
in prison in Pankrac!
1182
01:17:47,852 --> 01:17:50,238
I feel like vomiting again...
1183
01:17:52,729 --> 01:17:55,362
Well, Comrade Captain,
tell us
1184
01:17:57,118 --> 01:18:01,607
when was the
"Manifesto of the Communist Party" written?
1185
01:18:06,025 --> 01:18:11,271
The "Manifesto of the Communist
Party" was written to give
1186
01:18:12,664 --> 01:18:16,357
the working class a powerful weapon
in the fight against imperialism.
1187
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,439
in the struggle against imperialism.
1188
01:18:20,277 --> 01:18:22,689
And only the working class,
1189
01:18:22,690 --> 01:18:25,111
armed with Marxist teachings,
1190
01:18:25,112 --> 01:18:28,341
is able to turn
the wheel of history forward,
1191
01:18:28,342 --> 01:18:30,346
and not a step back.
1192
01:18:33,702 --> 01:18:35,115
Comrade...
1193
01:18:36,415 --> 01:18:37,775
You are right.
1194
01:18:39,770 --> 01:18:41,661
But when and by whom
1195
01:18:41,662 --> 01:18:44,559
was the
"Manifesto of the Communist Party" written?
1196
01:18:45,057 --> 01:18:47,337
I know this for sure!
1197
01:18:47,338 --> 01:18:51,010
It was written around 1905 by
Comrade
1198
01:18:51,011 --> 01:18:53,433
Generalissimo Stalin!
1199
01:18:58,035 --> 01:19:01,488
You are mistaken, Comrade Captain.
1200
01:19:04,695 --> 01:19:06,237
Okay, never mind...
1201
01:19:06,432 --> 01:19:08,159
Comrade Lieutenant,
1202
01:19:09,231 --> 01:19:11,867
who and when gave the order
to start
1203
01:19:12,002 --> 01:19:13,512
the Great October Revolution?
1204
01:19:13,713 --> 01:19:14,514
Comrade General,
1205
01:19:16,214 --> 01:19:19,614
the order to start
the Great October
1206
01:19:19,615 --> 01:19:21,218
Revolution was given by
1207
01:19:21,219 --> 01:19:22,218
Comrade Lenin,
1208
01:19:23,173 --> 01:19:26,319
who so confused politically
1209
01:19:26,758 --> 01:19:29,640
the decrepit Tsarist regime,
1210
01:19:29,703 --> 01:19:31,166
because this order,
1211
01:19:31,191 --> 01:19:32,871
instead of October,
1212
01:19:33,016 --> 01:19:35,715
he gave it at the beginning of
November.
1213
01:19:43,134 --> 01:19:45,033
Comrade Captain,
1214
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:49,041
which ship opened fire
1215
01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:50,935
on the Winter Palace?
1216
01:19:54,737 --> 01:19:57,866
I know that again for sure,
Comrade General!
1217
01:19:58,058 --> 01:20:00,237
It was the battleship Potemkin!
1218
01:20:01,938 --> 01:20:02,835
And since then,
1219
01:20:03,267 --> 01:20:04,346
in his honor,
1220
01:20:04,347 --> 01:20:06,243
comrades in the Soviet Union
1221
01:20:06,729 --> 01:20:10,437
are building so-called
Potemkin villages.
1222
01:20:18,053 --> 01:20:19,460
Enough, comrades...
1223
01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:31,209
I didn't expect miracles, but...
1224
01:20:33,181 --> 01:20:35,661
But the imperialists would jump
for joy,
1225
01:20:35,662 --> 01:20:37,026
if they could see what officers
of the people's
1226
01:20:37,027 --> 01:20:39,706
democratic army can look like!
1227
01:20:41,572 --> 01:20:43,040
You can be sure,
1228
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,802
I will note everything I saw here
1229
01:20:45,803 --> 01:20:46,803
in a detailed report!
1230
01:20:47,974 --> 01:20:48,814
Comrade General...
1231
01:20:50,322 --> 01:20:53,369
A pig was slaughtered in your honor,
1232
01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:54,370
there will be sausages...
1233
01:21:25,031 --> 01:21:26,307
Comrades!
1234
01:21:27,098 --> 01:21:29,610
I know you will be
disappointed.
1235
01:21:29,611 --> 01:21:31,300
that you will regret it.
1236
01:21:31,301 --> 01:21:33,233
But what is this?
1237
01:21:34,141 --> 01:21:35,636
This is life.
1238
01:21:36,137 --> 01:21:39,025
We must part with you, I would say.
1239
01:21:39,026 --> 01:21:40,026
to part.
1240
01:21:40,727 --> 01:21:42,413
Why must we part?
1241
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:44,646
Because I am being transferred.
1242
01:21:47,266 --> 01:21:48,785
Well, yes,
1243
01:21:49,386 --> 01:21:51,432
damn it, guys!
1244
01:21:55,020 --> 01:21:56,623
And now I present to you whom?
1245
01:21:56,624 --> 01:21:57,624
Now I present to you
1246
01:21:57,625 --> 01:21:59,204
the new company commander,
1247
01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:01,754
Comrade Senior Lieutenant
Pavel Mazurek,
1248
01:22:01,755 --> 01:22:03,297
to whom I give the floor.
1249
01:22:04,919 --> 01:22:06,042
Comrades!
1250
01:22:07,203 --> 01:22:09,563
I hope that, since it is required,
1251
01:22:09,764 --> 01:22:12,498
that we will all do it
the way it should be.
1252
01:22:12,499 --> 01:22:13,499
That's how it should be.
1253
01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,593
That's how it should be because
that's the right thing to do, comrades.
1254
01:22:15,594 --> 01:22:16,594
That's how it should be.
1255
01:22:16,595 --> 01:22:17,896
Let's finish it here, comrades...
1256
01:22:18,197 --> 01:22:20,802
Act like people, guys,
1257
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,490
and everything will be alright.
1258
01:22:22,891 --> 01:22:25,754
I have to run because what leaves
in an hour?
1259
01:22:25,755 --> 01:22:27,793
Because in an hour
my train leaves, damn it.
1260
01:22:28,654 --> 01:22:30,955
Because in an hour
my train leaves, damn it.
1261
01:22:47,246 --> 01:22:49,162
This needs to be uploaded...
1262
01:23:05,597 --> 01:23:08,083
Gentlemen, we have a guest...
1263
01:23:08,803 --> 01:23:09,944
The bastard is coming.
1264
01:23:10,445 --> 01:23:12,675
After all,
demobilization is near,
1265
01:23:12,676 --> 01:23:15,707
it's better to tactically retreat.
1266
01:23:22,533 --> 01:23:23,509
Comrades!
1267
01:23:23,910 --> 01:23:25,234
What are you shebe pozhvolyayete?
1268
01:23:25,235 --> 01:23:27,612
Are you moonlighting
during working hours?
1269
01:23:27,613 --> 01:23:30,528
And you are still consuming
alcoholic beverages!
1270
01:23:30,529 --> 01:23:31,529
Go to hell!
1271
01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:37,694
Can you shee razh repeat that to me,
comrade?
1272
01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:41,747
Yes. Go to hell, bastard!
1273
01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:44,247
Fucking!
1274
01:23:44,248 --> 01:23:45,248
Shitty!
1275
01:23:45,249 --> 01:23:46,249
Wimp!
1276
01:23:47,086 --> 01:23:51,413
Comrades!
I understand a soldier,
1277
01:23:52,432 --> 01:23:54,925
but this is too much!
1278
01:24:05,128 --> 01:24:06,675
This is a riot!
1279
01:24:10,086 --> 01:24:12,726
These shvolochi - Vonyavka and Tsiml
1280
01:24:12,727 --> 01:24:13,727
attacked me!
1281
01:24:13,728 --> 01:24:15,590
Thus, they attacked all
political workers
1282
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:17,530
political workers
1283
01:24:17,565 --> 01:24:19,669
of the entire socialist camp!
1284
01:24:19,670 --> 01:24:20,870
Deprive them of leave!
1285
01:24:21,071 --> 01:24:24,593
What?! I will demand
exemplary punishment.
1286
01:24:24,594 --> 01:24:26,967
A minimum of two years each!
1287
01:24:26,968 --> 01:24:29,464
There must be discipline!
That's right!
1288
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:30,665
That's right!
1289
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,977
But I'm not just anyone,
1290
01:24:32,978 --> 01:24:35,163
I'm a political worker!
1291
01:24:35,198 --> 01:24:39,108
I will not leave this shluchay like this!
1292
01:24:39,109 --> 01:24:40,518
That's right!
There must be discipline!
1293
01:24:40,519 --> 01:24:42,693
There must be discipline!
That's right!
1294
01:24:42,894 --> 01:24:45,049
Why do you keep repeating yourself,
druzhise?
1295
01:24:45,350 --> 01:24:47,258
You are their commander, aren't you?
1296
01:24:47,459 --> 01:24:50,767
Immediately shoobshite to the command
about an emergency incident,
1297
01:24:50,768 --> 01:24:52,812
call Zhelena Gora!
1298
01:24:52,813 --> 01:24:54,814
- Permission to execute!
- Execute!
1299
01:24:59,142 --> 01:25:00,696
Doctor Machacek.
1300
01:25:01,284 --> 01:25:02,461
Moment, I'm transferring!
1301
01:25:02,462 --> 01:25:04,128
Please, comrade.
1302
01:25:05,881 --> 01:25:07,331
Green Mountain?
1303
01:25:08,053 --> 01:25:09,203
Battalion command?
1304
01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:11,957
Doctor Machacek?
1305
01:25:12,843 --> 01:25:14,216
Senior Lieutenant Mazurek!
1306
01:25:14,217 --> 01:25:15,218
Permission to report!
1307
01:25:15,519 --> 01:25:18,536
Soldiers here attacked my
1308
01:25:18,579 --> 01:25:20,221
deputy for political affairs.
1309
01:25:20,781 --> 01:25:21,539
Like who?
1310
01:25:21,564 --> 01:25:23,125
Who are these soldiers who attacked?
1311
01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:25,145
Vonyavka and Tsiml.
1312
01:25:25,180 --> 01:25:28,713
Vonyavka and Tsiml beat my
1313
01:25:28,714 --> 01:25:29,715
deputy's ass.
1314
01:25:31,754 --> 01:25:33,558
This is a breach of discipline, comrade.
1315
01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:35,401
And discipline is the main thing.
1316
01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,402
Do you hear me?
1317
01:25:36,427 --> 01:25:37,285
What is the main thing?
1318
01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:39,139
Repeat!
1319
01:25:39,506 --> 01:25:42,564
I repeat, discipline is the most important!
1320
01:25:42,646 --> 01:25:44,241
Permission to finish!
1321
01:25:44,437 --> 01:25:45,437
Dismissed!
1322
01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:58,032
Comrade commander. I have not met such a.
1323
01:26:02,246 --> 01:26:06,230
I remember when a cooperative was being
created in a neighboring village,
1324
01:26:06,470 --> 01:26:10,913
one peasant, Gougal,
threw the agitator into the pond.
1325
01:26:10,938 --> 01:26:13,132
He is still sitting today...
1326
01:26:14,271 --> 01:26:17,895
Yes, but this Gougal opposed
socialism in the countryside,
1327
01:26:17,896 --> 01:26:21,206
and for this he had to suffer
just punishment.
1328
01:26:21,207 --> 01:26:22,208
Revolutionary...
1329
01:26:23,421 --> 01:26:25,154
Got at least 6 years.
1330
01:26:27,148 --> 01:26:29,753
Comrades!
Members of the Komsomol organization
1331
01:26:29,778 --> 01:26:31,741
immediately to my office!
1332
01:26:31,877 --> 01:26:34,256
The rest - to the barracks,
1333
01:26:34,281 --> 01:26:35,554
and put things in perfect order there!
1334
01:26:35,966 --> 01:26:36,966
Comrade commander is coming to us!
1335
01:26:38,704 --> 01:26:40,821
- End of break!
- End of break...
1336
01:26:43,771 --> 01:26:45,023
Control question.
1337
01:26:46,222 --> 01:26:47,922
Do you know, comrades,
1338
01:26:48,219 --> 01:26:50,814
how many soldiers will fit
1339
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:51,840
in a West German armored personnel carrier?
1340
01:26:53,753 --> 01:26:55,997
What? Don't you know?
1341
01:26:55,998 --> 01:26:57,531
And Komsomol members? Yashanek?
1342
01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:00,623
Sternberk?
1343
01:27:03,624 --> 01:27:05,625
I'll tell you exactly.
1344
01:27:05,626 --> 01:27:08,729
In a West German armored personnel carrier
1345
01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:11,940
20, up to 25,
West German comrades will fit.
1346
01:27:11,965 --> 01:27:13,219
You fools!
1347
01:27:15,124 --> 01:27:16,361
We are leaving!
1348
01:27:27,316 --> 01:27:28,698
Attention!
1349
01:27:34,299 --> 01:27:35,896
What is this?
1350
01:27:38,537 --> 01:27:39,929
Who lives here?
1351
01:27:40,530 --> 01:27:42,906
Soldiers or piglets?
1352
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:46,051
I've never seen such a brothel,
1353
01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:48,141
not even with the Roma!
1354
01:27:50,242 --> 01:27:52,908
These are called soldier's boots.
1355
01:27:55,612 --> 01:27:58,485
A soldier who has
crappy shoes,
1356
01:27:58,520 --> 01:28:00,328
that's not a soldier!
1357
01:28:00,829 --> 01:28:01,829
Get out!
1358
01:28:13,575 --> 01:28:14,912
What to do with such
1359
01:28:14,913 --> 01:28:17,459
officers who can't
1360
01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:20,380
bring order to the soldiers' barracks?
1361
01:28:22,794 --> 01:28:24,617
Transfer them!
1362
01:28:25,218 --> 01:28:26,618
To Gornu Planu...
1363
01:28:29,651 --> 01:28:30,646
Comrade Major,
1364
01:28:30,647 --> 01:28:32,584
it's just...
1365
01:28:32,609 --> 01:28:33,809
Men!
1366
01:28:33,886 --> 01:28:36,927
If you want to stay
in my battalion,
1367
01:28:36,928 --> 01:28:40,592
then Tsiml and Vonyavka
will get 15 days of strict arrest!
1368
01:28:40,593 --> 01:28:42,140
Maximum...
1369
01:28:43,210 --> 01:28:46,501
Understand - we can't afford
an emergency.
1370
01:28:46,502 --> 01:28:48,532
I can't shoglashitsya,
Comrade Major.
1371
01:28:49,343 --> 01:28:51,302
This is not an ordinary
disciplinary offence.
1372
01:28:51,303 --> 01:28:54,008
Today they attacked me,
tomorrow they will attack you!
1373
01:28:54,009 --> 01:28:56,940
And the day after tomorrow, maybe
Comrade Minister himself!
1374
01:28:57,141 --> 01:29:00,206
You will speak when you are given the
floor, Comrade Lieutenant.
1375
01:29:00,207 --> 01:29:03,704
And I wouldn't be attacked.
1376
01:29:03,739 --> 01:29:05,337
I would throw them out of the window,
and while they were flying,
1377
01:29:05,338 --> 01:29:09,048
I would give them kicks in the ass!
1378
01:29:09,449 --> 01:29:11,267
But I insist that...
1379
01:29:11,568 --> 01:29:13,959
You insist, Tronik...
1380
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:14,960
Okay.
1381
01:29:15,161 --> 01:29:17,233
Tomorrow I'm waiting for you at HQ
1382
01:29:17,234 --> 01:29:19,851
with a transfer report.
1383
01:29:22,203 --> 01:29:23,432
Comrade Major,
1384
01:29:26,018 --> 01:29:27,329
You're right.
1385
01:29:27,330 --> 01:29:29,497
You need to have understanding,
1386
01:29:29,498 --> 01:29:31,206
especially with comrades,
1387
01:29:31,207 --> 01:29:34,133
who have a working origin.
1388
01:29:35,049 --> 01:29:37,970
Discipline is the most important thing!
That's how it should be,
1389
01:29:38,038 --> 01:29:39,812
Comrade Major!
1390
01:29:39,813 --> 01:29:41,488
- Permission to go!
- Execute!
1391
01:29:50,491 --> 01:29:51,891
Army!
1392
01:29:51,926 --> 01:29:53,399
And discipline.
1393
01:29:54,701 --> 01:29:56,258
Imagine,
1394
01:29:57,590 --> 01:29:59,458
I was a roller.
1395
01:29:59,459 --> 01:30:04,669
Yes, but the army called: "Mazurek, go!"
1396
01:30:06,329 --> 01:30:07,970
That's how it is.
1397
01:30:12,269 --> 01:30:17,692
And I was a good roller.
1398
01:30:19,801 --> 01:30:22,752
Well, go back to the rolling mill!
1399
01:30:30,391 --> 01:30:33,536
Am I a worker?
No...
1400
01:30:34,737 --> 01:30:37,889
Am I a peasant?
Neither...
1401
01:30:40,189 --> 01:30:43,860
Maybe I'm a working intellectual?
1402
01:30:46,461 --> 01:30:47,862
Jesus Maria...
1403
01:30:50,083 --> 01:30:52,572
Misfortune...
1404
01:31:21,079 --> 01:31:22,786
This is not right, comrades...
1405
01:31:23,097 --> 01:31:24,087
Comrades,
1406
01:31:26,577 --> 01:31:27,717
this is not right.
1407
01:31:27,718 --> 01:31:31,756
The working people
will not love you for this!
1408
01:31:33,193 --> 01:31:34,206
I will punish you!
1409
01:31:35,955 --> 01:31:37,545
For God's sake,
where is that pistol?
1410
01:31:41,047 --> 01:31:43,096
Guys, I'll call the special forces!
1411
01:31:43,597 --> 01:31:44,598
That would be right!
1412
01:31:47,328 --> 01:31:49,553
Keep in mind, comrades...
1413
01:31:49,554 --> 01:31:51,631
while there is still time.
1414
01:31:52,103 --> 01:31:56,049
Whoever confesses voluntarily,
nothing will happen to him...
1415
01:31:56,596 --> 01:31:59,201
I give my officer's word.
1416
01:32:02,455 --> 01:32:03,550
Well, no one, huh?
1417
01:32:06,748 --> 01:32:08,923
Line up in front of the barracks!
1418
01:32:20,437 --> 01:32:23,716
Listen, I need to talk
to that officer over there!
1419
01:32:25,873 --> 01:32:27,139
Counterintelligence officers
are coming!
1420
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:29,458
It's better not to bring it to that!
1421
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:32,536
There were cases when they
found agents of Zhapada!
1422
01:32:32,737 --> 01:32:34,595
agents from Zhapada!
1423
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:38,597
It's better not to bring it to that!
1424
01:32:38,622 --> 01:32:39,822
Listen, chief!
1425
01:32:40,199 --> 01:32:41,399
That's not what we agreed on.
1426
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:45,657
You left me this peashooter as a
deposit,
1427
01:32:45,658 --> 01:32:48,368
and promised to pay by the evening.
1428
01:32:49,369 --> 01:32:51,550
I don't like this kind of deal.
1429
01:32:51,952 --> 01:32:55,712
You drank 12 servings of rum,
1430
01:32:55,713 --> 01:32:58,529
6 green ones and 10 mugs of beer.
1431
01:32:58,530 --> 01:32:59,530
So...
1432
01:33:51,593 --> 01:33:53,867
Don't stare, Tsiml!
1433
01:34:28,876 --> 01:34:31,339
Prague!
Citizen, citizen!
1434
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:43,045
Roman,
Roman, let's go!
1435
01:34:43,346 --> 01:34:44,632
Kefalin!
1436
01:34:45,474 --> 01:34:46,416
Comrade Major!
1437
01:34:46,616 --> 01:34:48,541
What's done is done!
1438
01:34:48,542 --> 01:34:50,005
Now you're a civilian,
1439
01:34:51,091 --> 01:34:53,189
and maybe in a couple of weeks
1440
01:34:53,224 --> 01:34:54,564
I will be too.
1441
01:34:56,316 --> 01:34:59,189
Tell me, Kefalin,
don't you have that camera?
1442
01:34:59,190 --> 01:35:01,162
I would like you to make
one last photo for me.
1443
01:35:01,563 --> 01:35:03,528
last photo for me.
1444
01:35:03,670 --> 01:35:05,382
I confess to you,
Mr. Major,
1445
01:35:05,383 --> 01:35:06,730
we drank it yesterday in Nepomuk
1446
01:35:06,731 --> 01:35:08,149
in a beer hall with the guys
and Doctor Horzhets
1447
01:35:08,150 --> 01:35:09,150
drank away...
1448
01:35:09,308 --> 01:35:11,262
But it is forbidden to take
pictures at the station...
1449
01:35:12,399 --> 01:35:13,399
I know, I know, I know...
1450
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,967
I just tested
your vigilance, Kefalin...
1451
01:35:16,784 --> 01:35:18,754
Well, tell me,
1452
01:35:19,016 --> 01:35:22,268
all of this was
1453
01:35:22,293 --> 01:35:23,339
completely absurd, wasn't it?
1454
01:35:23,740 --> 01:35:25,684
It was, very much so.
1455
01:35:25,685 --> 01:35:27,696
Tell me, Kefalin...
1456
01:35:27,697 --> 01:35:29,828
what do you mean
1457
01:35:30,403 --> 01:35:32,803
by the word "absurd"?
1458
01:35:34,570 --> 01:35:36,348
Ah... Well, yes...
1459
01:35:36,349 --> 01:35:37,549
Yes, yes...
1460
01:35:37,850 --> 01:35:39,906
All the best, Major!
1461
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:52,064
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